SPRING HILL, TN – Nephew Eugene was on the way to the tractor pull when he saw Martavious and Cruciate down by the feed mill. Martavious was trying to teach Cruciate how to speak French and to pronounce PisSHA.
Cruciate was having a hard time so Martavious told him to just say it like that Mannekin Pis in Brussells, Belgium, and that guy who used to be in charge in Iran – the Shah before the Ayatollah showed up. Cruciate said he knew exactly what he was talking about and believed he had it down.
Eugene knew they didn’t know any French. Course Eugene doesn’t know any French either, but he does know how it’s supposed to sound – so Eugene butted in the conversation and asked them what all this PisSha was about.
Martavious said PisSHA was some new horse outfit. Eugene asked it was going to be some horse slaughter plant because he heard the French like to eat horse meat. Martavious said he didn’t think so, but it had to do with something that was trying to cover up for people who were not being very nice to horses. Martavious said it all centered around soring.
Cruciate said he and Martavious had met the man who was head of this PisSHA, a fellow from East Tennessee, but they just getting to him when this fellow got two horses turned down at the Celebration and just up and left town and went home and stayed in his camper for two weeks eating Cheetos.
He told Eugene that PisSHA was some rich folks who were addicted to showing sore “Big Lick” horses, and they have a nattily dressed young man from Shelbyville who is their Spokesperson. He said they were interested in taking over the breed registry in Lewisburg and all sorts of things that nobody would have ever thought could happen.
and asked the ball cap boyz what they thought about them. Those ball capper boyz didn’t seem real happy with the young man about something called SHOW HIO, and TWSHO, and some legal deal out in Texas that was going to work out to be real good, but then turned out to be a dry hole.
A couple of them even threw the papers down on the ground, so Nephew Eugene being the curious sort picked them up and brought them on back up to Theta.
So here they are.
Does anyone know what this PisSHA stuff is all about?