LEWISBURG, TN – You two old warty male chauvinist pigs are just one “tweet” away from you both and TWHBEA being blown sky high.
Jeffrey Howard could do a better job than you of averting this public relations disaster that you two birds have manufactured.
President Smith, if “Internet Chatter” aroused you from your slumber so you could condescend to your subjects, just wait until someone the stature of Carrie Lee Underwood weighs in on you.
Y’all please keep going – you are almost there.
Nephew Eugene says he has never seen a train wreck before but he’s looking forward to seeing his first one and thanks you from the bottom of his heart.