THE FIRST ANNUAL BILLY GO BOY – “DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT” AWARDS FOR 2013

THETA, TN – The assignment was challenging – the choices were daunting – the selections difficult – but through it all the Blue Ribbon Panel of Nephew Eugene, Harold and I have labored and come forth with the following for your viewing and reading enjoyment.

FIRST ANNUAL BILLY GO BOY – “DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT” AWARDS FOR 2013

“THE MOST GODAWFUL GET UP EVER SEEN AT A MTSU HOMECOMING CEREMONY” – To Steve Smith for just plan flat out winning it – Dinner at WIlodene’s for the first person who gets the boot deal right”.

STEVE SMITH IN MTSU BASEBALL REGALIA, CAP AND BOOTS

STEVE SMITH – MTSU HOMECOMING


“BAGHDAD BOB AWARD”BAGHDADBOB  – Tie – Celebration CEO Mike Inman/PSHA Spokesperson Jeffrey Howard

 

“IF MY LIPS ARE MOVING, I’M LYING AWARD” –  BGBTerryDotson01

To Ex PSHA Chair Terry Dotson who told U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Secretary that:

“We (PSHA) will clean up and end horse soring”.

 

” HARDEST WORKING LADY IN THE SORE BIG LICK BUSINESS” – To Denise Rowland who works longer and harder for an unworthy cause since Americans were enslaving other human beings.    DENISEROWLAND

 

“HOW NOT TO LOBBY AGAINST HR 1518” – To The Cavalry Group – “Bless their little pea pickin’ hearts”.   The HorseThe OwnerThe TrainerALL  WITH HPA Violations!

"MR. HEISMAN" WITH BRANDYE MILLS UP, AND OWNED BY RANDALL AND SADIE BASKIN

“MR. HEISMAN” WITH BRANDYE MILLS UP, AND OWNED BY RANDALL AND SADIE BASKIN

 

“THE LOOKING THE OTHER WAY LAW ENFORCEMENT AWARD” –  To the Bedord County Sheriff’s Department for not enforcing the Tennessee aggravated cruelty to animals law while set up less than 40 yards from where the USDA was finding horses sore at the Celebration.      BEDFORDCOUNTYSHERIFF

 

“DER STUBBORN FUHRER AWARD” – To David L. Howard

"I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU - WE'LL NEVER GET THERE" - CHATTANOOGA FEDERAL COURTHOUSE STEPS - JACKIE MCCONNELL GUILTY PLEA - MAY 22, 2012

“I’LL BE HONEST WITH YOU – WE’LL NEVER GET THERE” – CHATTANOOGA FEDERAL COURTHOUSE STEPS – JACKIE MCCONNELL GUILTY PLEA – MAY 22, 2012

for not listening to his Daughter Christy who knows the score and has told Daddy countless times,  things have to change and you have to lead the way.

 

“HOW TO ESCALATE A MINOR CONFLICT INTO A  MAJOR CONFLAGRATION AWARD”  – Co-Winners to Mike Inman and David L. Howard -For encouraging The Humane Society of the United States to take the Tennessee Walking Horse as  a problem of interest into a full fledged campaign by putting the CEO’s picture on a garbage can, then assigning a good squad to follow his employees around at the 2013 Celebration.

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA - LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WE CAN DO

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA – LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WE CAN DO

 

“The Tom Kakassy –  

TOM KAKASSY -HERR HOWARD'S QUARTERBACK - ENFORCMENT COMMITTEE, PERFORMANCE COMMITTEE, BY-LAWS COMMITTEE

TOM KAKASSY -HERR HOWARD’S QUARTERBACK – ENFORCMENT COMMITTEE, PERFORMANCE COMMITTEE, BY-LAWS COMMITTEE

   I’M A PROUD HPA VIOLATOR AWARD” –       To Terry Dotson, Ex PSHA Chair who had so much devotion to the Tennessee Walking Horse breed that he said he would sell them all if they could not do the sore Big Lick.      BGBTerryDotson01

 

 

“I WRITE WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AWARD” – To Sadie Fowler, Editor, Shelbyville Times    Gazette – who wrote an Editorial about the need for children’s play zones at an event where horses are being sored with toxic chemicals.

SAIDIE FOWLER, SHELBYVILLE TIMES GAZETTER LIFE STYLE EDTOR

SAIDIE FOWLER, SHELBYVILLE TIMES GAZETTER LIFE STYLE EDTOR

 

“I’LL APPEAL ANYTHING AWARD” – To Mike McGartland for appealing U.S. District Judge Terry Means “Summary Judgment” against the Big LIckers to the U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals.

TEXAS TRIAL LAWYER ON WRONG END OF JUDGE MEANS "SLAM DUNK"

TEXAS TRIAL LAWYER ON WRONG END OF JUDGE MEANS “SLAM DUNK”

 

“WHTA CHARLIE GREEN HPA REPEAT OFFENDER AWARD” –    CHARLIEGREEN01

To  Charlie Green – Who Else?

 

“LIVING IN TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS AWARD” – To David Landrum of Franklin who is 2nd VP of Walking Horse Trainers Association, serial HPA violator and graduate of  Law Enforcement Franklin Police Academy    DAVIDLANDRUMHEADSHOT

 

“JUDGE JUDY” – “INTERNET CHATTER COURT  AWARD

JUDGE JUDY

JUDGE JUDY

– To Walt Chism who feels his opinion should be your opinion, too.

JUDGE WALT CHISM -TWHBEA SR. VICE PRESIDENT - IN CHARGE OF DAY TO DAY OPERATIONS

JUDGE WALT CHISM -TWHBEA SR. VICE PRESIDENT – IN CHARGE OF DAY TO DAY OPERATIONS

 

“UNITY AND FELLOWSHIP AWARD” –    Steve Smith who said “I will unite our Association and promote our breed to new heights”.

THWBEA PRESIDENT AND POLITICIAN SCHMOOZER

THWBEA PRESIDENT AND POLITICIAN SCHMOOZER

 

“WHAT HAPPENS IN AMERICA STAYS IN AMERICA”AWARD – To Denise Bader Keyser who shows Big LIck in America and Sound in Germany.

DENISEBADERKEYSERTWHBEA

 

TWHBEA ANNUAL MEETING QUOTE OF THE YEAR – “I have been nominated for the Executive Committee position of Equine Welfare and Training, and “I am here to tell you that the two of them are diametrically opposed”Linda Montgomery (she won by 1 vote)

LINDA MONTGOMERY

LINDA MONTGOMERY

 

 “THIS MAP IS FOR YOU, MAN” AWARD  –  To Texas Director Everett “Butch” Allen for encouraging further investigation into the HR 1518/S1406 Poll Results.

EVERETT "BUTCH" ALLEN, TEXAS DIRECTOR - VOTING AGAINST HIS CONSTITUENTS

EVERETT “BUTCH” ALLEN, TEXAS DIRECTOR – VOTING AGAINST HIS CONSTITUENTS

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“I AM ANYONE’S DOG WHO WANTS TO HUNT ME” – To Doyle Meadows, former Celebration CEO/Now PSHA Chair    DOYLEMEADOWS

 

“TRUTH IN THE BIG LICK AWARD”  – To Christy Howard Parsons who told Daddy via a Change.Org Petition,   ” … Soring Is A Major Problem“.

CHRISTY HOWARD PARSONS AND JEFFREY HOWARD

CHRISTY HOWARD PARSONS AND JEFFREY HOWARD

 

“JIM CARREY, LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE AWARD” – To Jeffrey Howard for his forgettable appearance before The Tennessean Editorial Board.    JEFFREYHOWARDTENNESSEAN01

 

 

“TWO DIFFERENT WORLD VIEWS AWARD” –  To Jeffrey Howard and Donna Benefield    DONNAJEFFREY

 

 

“THE BEER GARDEN IDEA DIDN’T MEET EXPECTATIONS” AWARD – To –  The Celebration      EMPTYSTANDS

 

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