“THE CELEBRATION’S KICK OFF CLASSIC” HORSE SHOW A/K/A “THE DAVID L. HOWARD INVITATIONAL PORTAPOTTY CLASSIC” CREATED OUT OF THIN AIR TO GENERATE WALKING HORSE REPORT AD SALES AND KEEP THE SORE BIG LICK ADDICTS ADDICTED

SHELBYVILLE, TN – It must be nice to know when you are Celebration Chairman/Walking Horse Report owner David L. Howard,  that you have the luxury of creating a Big Lick Horse Show out of “thin air” to boost ad sales after a couple of disastrous weeks of money-losing newspapers,  and  The Celebration  can provide the venue.

Is this subsidization of private enterprise?

Or conflict of interest?

Or just business as usual?

“The Celebration’s Kickoff Classic” Horse Show   a/k/a  “THE DAVID L. HOWARD INVITATIONAL PORTAPOTTY CLASSIC” was conceived about three weeks ago.

It is being held tonight at the Celebration’s “Champions Arena”.

It serves three purposes:

  • The Addict Customers Get To Show.
  • The Trainer BOYZ get to keep the Addict Customers addicted..
  • David L. Howard makes money off of the BOYZ and their Customer Addicts.
PORTAPOTTY

“THE DAVID L. HOWARD PORTAPOTTY CLASSIC” HORSE SHOW

CELEBRATION CHAIRMAN DAVID L. HOWARD

CELEBRATION CHAIRMAN/WALKING HORSE REPORT PUBLISHER DAVID L. HOWARD

Apparently, Walking Horse Report Publisher  Howard’s impetus  was the March 31 WHR  only had  24  pages  and the April 14 WHR  only had,  32  pages.    Howard took a financial bath following two of the larger sore Big Lick Horse Shows,  the National Trainers Show, March 14-16,  and the Jackson, Mississippi Horse Show, March 24-26,  being failures.    The USDA showed up at The Trainers Show, and only 255 horses were shown compared to 520 in 2013,  a 51% reduction. Only  31 Big Lick horses were shown on Saturday night with the USDA properly enforcing the Horse Protection Act.

Celebration Chairman Howard was looking at another disaster at next week’s Panama City Walking Horse Extravaganza a/k/a the Trainer BOYZ Family Vacation Horse Show  (paid for by the Addict Customers).

Publisher Howard,  who spent the week of the Trainers Show out at Canyon Ranch Spa Resort in Arizona, realized he had to do something, and do it quick.

THE EXCLUSIVE CANYON RANCH HEALTH RESORT - TUSCON, ARIZONA

THE EXCLUSIVE CANYON RANCH HEALTH RESORT – TUSCON, ARIZONA

Chairman Howard gambled  that the USDA would most likely not attend the April 19 “Kick Off Classic” because it would concentrate its limited resources on the Panama City multi-night show the next week, April 24-26.  He also figured that the Trainer BOYZ would show close to home with virtually no hauling bill, and nothing much to lose with their customers addicts if the USDA showed up to protect “The Horses”, and they had to flee the grounds as usual, rather than have the horses properly inspected.

Howard was wrong on his gamble about the USDA. They made the Show, and based on this on the ground photo,  there are very few entries going through inspection,  compared to last weekend’s Bedford County Cancer Benefit show.

INSPECTION AREA - "THE DAVID L. HOWARD PORTAPOTTY KICKOFF CLASSIC"

INSPECTION AREA – “THE DAVID L. HOWARD PORTAPOTTY KICKOFF CLASSIC”

David L. Howard also realized that with local Tennessee communities  fast  abandoning the Saturday night Horse Shows because the public will no longer support the animal cruelty related to the sore Big Lick Tennessee Walking Horse,  that he must find some way to feed his Cash Cow Cha Ching, and keep the Trainer Boyz sore Big Lick Customer Addicts addicted.

"CHA CHING" - MOOOOOO

“CHA CHING” – MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

No other Horse Show could sustain itself with only two or three horses in a class like “The David L. Howard Portapotty Classic”,  but all Chairman/Publisher Howard is interested is that First/Second Place ad sale, with the Celebration picking up the hosting tab, and Howard’s Walking Horse Report makes money.

Pretty neat deal, huh?

Nephew Eugene believes you can look for more sore Big Lick “incubator” Horse Shows like the “Portapotty Classic”  concept to continue with David L. Howard selling ads and The Celebration picking up the tab.

It is disappointing that,  rather than David L. Howard embracing the change that is coming,  he stubbornly insists on trying to artificially sustain the sore Big Lick Addiction while lining his pockets.

Is there no one in Shelbyville who can see or care what David L. Howard is doing?

BGBHEADSHOT01

p.s.

Sister Laura LuLu got a first place ribbon. Do you want to make a bet if there is an ad bought?