LEWISBURG, TN – First TWHBEA let Midnight Sun be hauled off, and now apparently the “Sore Big Lick Grinch” has removed Marty Irby‘s picture from the famed WALL OF PRESIDENTS at TWHBEA’s headquarters in Lewisburg, Tennessee.
Nephew Eugene says Aunt Minerva strongly suspects Steve Smith and Walt Chism are behind the attempt to revise the history of TWHBEA.
Executive Director Tracy Boyd, whose picture IS still on the Wall, is presently studying the situation. Boyd has no comment at this time (unless he wants to get fired and also have HIS picture removed)
Informed sources say that Smith and Chism go into anaphylactic shock every time another Representative or Senator co-sponsors the PAST ACT, especially if it’s a Republican.
Nephew Eugene believes that the same alleged “MALICE” of which Pat Stout’s Attorney Henry D. Fincher, Esq. has accused the Steve Smith and his cohorts of committing may have something to do with Marty Irby’s picture being removed.
Note: A roll call vote was held this past Saturday in which a number of Directors may have boarded the “Malice Train” when they refused to reinstate Pat Stout’s membership privileges. Some think the action of a Director with an HPA citation history, Russ Keyser (DE), abstaining on the vote might have been an intelligent thing to do. CORRECTION: It was previously reported that Dr. Linda Montgomery (AL) abstained on this vote, but that was incorrect. Dr. Montgomery voted to reinstate the membership privileges of Pat Stout and the two other suspended members. Regarding a Motion to overturn the action of the Executive Committee to not accept money from the Humane Society of the United States for purchase of an Ad in the Voice Magazine or sponsorship of the upcoming World Versatility Show, Dr. Montgomery voted NO with those against the Motion.
German Director Denise Bader Keyser cast a key vote at the October 2013 EC meeting against the Directors electronic voting on the Officers of the Association. She expressed concern that allowing ‘electronic voting might adversely affect attendance at the TWHBEA Christmas banquet’. It should be noted that Director Bader Keyser did not attend the TWHBEA mid-year meeting in Lewisburg last Saturday. There was no banquet nor were there any donuts served.
Webster’s Dictionary defines Malice:
malice |ËˆmalÉ™s| noun the intention or desire to do evil; ill will: I bear no malice toward anybody.”¢ Law wrongful intention, esp. as increasing the guilt of certain offenses.
Malice (law), a legal term describing the intent to harm
Some synonyms for Malice are: spite, malevolence, ill will, vindictiveness, vengefulness, revenge, malignity, evil intentions,animus, enmity, rancor; informal bitchiness, cattiness; literary maleficence
Steve Smith and Walt Chism must truly believe that no one is watching or paying attention to what appears to be the latest “malicious shenanigans” down at TWHBEA.
Nephew Eugene’s friend Marvin from Cornersville knows someone who fished Irby’s picture out of the Dumpster behind the TWHBEA building. His buddy will hold on to it until the PAST ACT passes, and then he plans to return it to the WALL OF PRESIDENTS, but only after Steve Smith’s sore Big Lick crowd has left the building.