SHELBYVILLE, TN – “Baghdad Bob” of Baghdad, Iraq, was a “rank amateur” compared to Celebration CEO “Baghdad Mike Inman” of Shelbyville, Tennessee.
“BAGHDAD MIKE INMAN”
THE DUELING “BAGHDADS” – BOB AND MIKE
BAGHDAD BOB: “There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!”
BAGHDAD MIKE INMAN: “15,000 fans turned out on World Grand Championship Saturday displaying loyalty to the breed and the event. That’s just a testimony to the spirit of the fans.”
BAGHDAD BOB: “These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying”.
BAGHDAD MIKE INMAN: “The Celebration’s new Veterinary Advisory Council was well-received…”
ALL AMERICAN WALKING HORSE ALLIANCE GOES TOE TO TOE WITH “VAC”
BAGHDAD BOB: “Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected.”
BAGHDAD MIKE INMAN: “The “USDA’s new interpretation of the “scar rule,” which industry representatives say is unfair, was “disappointing.”
USDA CELEBRATION/S.H.O.W. HIO COMPARISON
BILATERAL(BOTH FEET) 84 (USDA) 3 (CEL. Inspectors)
UNILATERAL(ONE FOOT) 19 (USDA) 13 (CEL inspectors)
USDA 103 Bilateral/Unilateral
CELEBRATION 16 Bilateral/unilateral
BAGHDAD BOB: “Listen, this explosion does not frighten us any longer. The cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river.
BAGHDAD MIKE INMAN: ” … the horses who did show were excellent.”
BAGHDAD BOB: “Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport. The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed.”
BAGHDAD MIKE INMAN: “Inman squashed a rumor that the grounds were about to be sold to either of two prominent horse owner families. “That is the annual rumor of the week following the Celebration,” he said.
Source for “Baghdad Mike Inman”:
Nephew Eugene says the rumor that Manuel heard and told Felipe’ is Baghdad Mike Inman has served his last Celebration as the event’s Chief Executive Officer, and the job will soon be open.